youtrysingingwithoutmusic:

you look frenzied
you look frazzled
peaked as any alp
flushed and rushed
and razzle dazzled
29 Jul  +59

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

29 Jul  +663993

LOL.  Bonus answer—

image
29 Jul  +4799

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

29 Jul  +342605
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28 Jul  +3676

writing my first college paper on Broadway!! i really hope my professor approves my topic proposal AHHHH

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

28 Jul  +13705
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Anonymous
How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?

booksandhotchocolate:

Got it? Good. 

28 Jul  +6997
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Being a musical theatre fan around people less interested

Me: SO I MEAN EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MUSICAL IS PHENOMENAL !!! Even the casting and the stage design is crazy good !!! YOU FEEL ME???
Me: You don't feel me
28 Jul  +2554
27 Jul  +393

prince-hans-pants:

santino fontana
what a wonderful phrase
santino fontana
ain’t no passin’ craze

27 Jul  +341